Bob’s Budget
I have been spending way too much and my credit card are reaching the limit. I had a long talk with myself (I might add it wasn’t a totally friendly talk) and came up with the following cost saving measures for the next 2 years.
The following is a list of my cuts.
- Cancel new car purchase
savings $40,000
- Cancel World cruise with 4 person entourage.
Savings $120,000
- Cancel new Goldwing.
Savings $30,000
- Cut down eating out from 6 nights a week to 5 but add an extra lunch.
Savings $1.27
Total Savings $190,001.27
Of Course I will have to increase my daily budget for the next two years by the same amount I did last year, which was 96%. My budget last year was $35,000 so this year I get to spend 68,600 and next year I get to spend $134,456 for a total of $203,056. But I have “saved” 190,001.21. My expenditures is only $13,055 Now will you please raise my credit card limit!
Or I could just print some money.
Gee, you think just like a politician!! Thanks for the humour. Joe K.
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Joe Biden?
ReplyDeleteLove it!! Great analogy and post. Short and simple packed with humor,truth, sarcasm, and a ton of other stuff (I can't think of the name of off the top of my head)
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